Tila Tequila finds lesbian love, not returning for third season of A Shot at Love

Tila Tequila allegedly has a new girlfriend. You might recognize her as Courtenay Semel who was once romantically linked to Lindsay Lohan. Fire crotch eating aside, she's a goddamn hero: Tila will not be returning for a third season of MTV's A Shot at Love thus sealing her fate in leprechaun obscurity