Tila Tequila finds lesbian love, not returning for third season of A Shot at Love

Tila Tequila allegedly has a new girlfriend. You might recognize her as Courtenay Semel who was once romantically linked to Lindsay Lohan. Fire crotch eating aside, she's a goddamn hero: Tila will not be returning for a third season of MTV's A Shot at Love thus sealing her fate in leprechaun obscurity

Britney Spears & MTV totally BFFs again

Britney Spears is either a really good sport or broke as all hell. She currently stars in the latest promotional spots for the MTV Video Music Awards with host Russell Brand. Part of the gag involves Britney and Russell sitting in a room with a giant elephant that nobody's talking about - until now: The bitch ate a circus clown

Miley Cyrus Wants To Babysit For Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson

The ‘Hannah Montana’ star “worships” Ashlee - who is expecting her first child with husband Pete later this year - and was the first to offer to look after the as-yet-unborn baby.

Speaking to Pete at a taping of his US TV show ‘F’N MTV’, Miley said: “I just met your beautiful wife backstage. I worship her - I'll babysit!”

Kim Kardashian Fake Breast And Ass

How does she not have her own gravitational pull and/or break through the Earth's crust with every step

Nikki Blonsky arrested for assault after airport smackdown

Nikki Blonsky (Hairspray) and her father were arrested after an airport brawl with the family of America's Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden. The fight was over saved seats in the airport's lounge. Oh, good. For a minute there, I thought it might be about something stupid.